It had to happen. The transformation of Jesse has reached a turning point. His confidence has turned into arrogance. His brawn has turned into balls. It cannot be tolerated anymore. It is with great dismay that I must announce the firing of Jesse from ATHLEAN-X.
We can look back with a smile however. The blossoming of a once shy and skinny young man into a much less shy and only slightly less skinny 25 year old is something to behold. What started as simply a set of eyes burning holes into the souls of those watching had become a human being that was damn near lovable.
His muscle growth inspired many.
His intros inspired none.
Well, let me be clear on this. His previous intros brought nothing to the table but that is not to say that he did not have a new new new new intro that would have stunned even the likes of Scorcese and left Hollywood clamoring for more Jesse.
But alas, there is nothing left to say but goodbye. Jesse we loved you, but don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. From now on I’ll continue to make videos with your suitable replacement, Raymond the skeleton.
Don’t worry, the viewers may never recognize the difference.
In the meantime, if you’re looking for a program to help you build muscle (none of which Jesse availed himself of in the time he spent at A-X) then be sure to head to athleanx.com at the link below and pick the program that best matches your goals. Train like an athlete and build ripped, athletic muscle fast.
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*NEW “FAST ACTION” Q&A* – Leave your most burning question about this video or any other training, PT or nutrition question within the first 2 hours of this video’s release (AS A SEPARATE COMMENT!!) and I will pick 8 to get a detailed reply from me right here in the comments. Answers will be posted within the first 24-48 hours of you leaving the question. Good luck!
Jeff,can you cover the topic of scoliosis ?
What causes it,can it be fixed without surgery and how to lift with scoliosis ?
Also how to manage pain trough out the body because of it ?
Thank you for all the help and free content trough out the years and congrats on 10mil !
home workouts only in bed???
(Matress only, no frame)
What exercises can I do to train with heavy weights on leg days if I have a lumbar hernia?
Is kettle-belling effective for building sizeable mass and strength?
I was doing jump squats and I injured my tailbone, I didn’t feel like an injury at first but I haven’t been able to walk properly for a few days.
The whole thing feels like a fever dream
except i don’t lose any gains this time bc Jeff do be like that 24/7
*Everyone commenting about “…your name would be Vince”
Meanwhile I’m dying over here at the Trump impressionist
lmao it was so on point and absolutely hilarious!
Lmaoo the bleaching part too ahaha
So that’s why Trump was in so big a hurry to leave to that “press conference” today…
IKR. Wondering who that was doing that impression
I thought the bleach comment perfectly captured the mischaracterization of that quote. Hysterical!
A sitcom with Jesse and jeff. Didn’t know I wanted this
I still don’t….
In Soviet Russia elbow-risers do you.
666 and i changed it to 667 🙂
The Mets tho.
forreal
Imagine Jeff being scrawny like he used to be but with the same deep voice he has now lol
so me rn
Deep?
it would be like captain america before the super soldier serum
Jeff has a deep voice?
Jeff: you haven’t made gains because your gains are killing your gains
Jesse : “bring me out of here”
Jeff : You could not live with your own failure. Where did that brings you ??????
back to me.
♥️
11:36 Jeff: “Thank god Jesse! I didn’t know what to do”
Jeff barely 10 minutes before that: “Imma snap you out to dust by the og Thanos”
Or I’m very innocent, or it’s why I want to go to sleep.
But I’ve believed everything for many minutes and I’m in doubt about if it’s real or not.
wut..?
We love Jesse!
I know youve done a few segments on “Hernias”
My pain isnt accute; so i am and still do train. Can you do a video on moves we def should not do if we have a hernia. And maybe one or two moves that might actually help it
Thankyou
One of the moves he said you should not do was 1 arm dumbbell row
No. You can do the one arm row just don’t put one leg on the bench n the other foot in the floor. Straddle the bench with both feet on the floor instead was the recommendation
I wonder that too. Especially for neck hernia 🙁
@Rahan Bud a Hernia is when you tear your Stomach wall and your Intestine pushes through, can be very painful.
You are talking about a “Herniated Disc”that is a completely different thing
Take a shot every time Jeff says “pal”
Someone be my friend and do this with me!
Legit thought this was a farewell to Jesse, glad to see I was wrong. Great vid guys! If the fitness thing doesn’t work out y’all might make it as comedians! :p
Jesse does seem to be moving on. Read the description, this is just a fantastic goodbye video
Ben Extinction__14 I read the description. I’m still confused.
Them: Marvel has the best crossovers
Jeff Cavielier Athleanx.com: Hold my facepulls
Hahahaha
Who else thinks Jeff to grow a beard?
Wtf
Only the fact that they’re both ITALIAN gets them out of this. My PAISANS!
“At the time we didn’t know we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun”
-Winnie the Pooh
Couldn’t think of a better quote for these two
Who would think the leader of China has such wisdom?
@1 2 hahaha
I half expected Jesse to snap in half when Jeff hugged him.
I think they’re saving all the action sequences for the sequel: Joe Exotic vs. Jeff Cavalier
@Sandro Rodriguez *AGONIZINGLY SCREAMS YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSS*